apartment, n.Definitions

An Apartment is actually more of a togetherment.

The Apartment is a place where you can be apart.

An Apartment is a place where the landlord and the tenant are both trying to raise the rent

An Apartment is a place where you start to turn off your radio and discover you’ve been listening to your neighbour’s.

An Apartment is ideally sized when it's large enough to keep your wife from going home to mother, yet small enough to keep her mother from coming to you.