apartment, n.All

I hate living in the Tetris flatsSomeone moved into the empty apartment next door, and the entire floor disappeared

The Apartment is a place where you can be apart.

An Apartment is a place where the landlord and the tenant are both trying to raise the rent

An Apartment is actually more of a togetherment.

An Apartment is ideally sized when it's large enough to keep your wife from going home to mother, yet small enough to keep her mother from coming to you.

An Apartment is a place where you start to turn off your radio and discover you’ve been listening to your neighbour’s.