average man

is a guy who spends his whole life trying to prove to everybody that he isn't. Harvey Kurtzman

is a person who doesn’t want much, and usually gets a little less than that

is the fellow who gets mad when you refer to him as the average man.

is a wonder to himself, a Romeo to some woman, and a fool to his wife.

The average man is a wonder to himself, a Romeo to some woman, and a fool to his wife.

is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.

is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

is one who does not consider himself the average man.

AVERAGE MAN I consider myself an average man, except in the fact that I consider myself an average man

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