average man, n.All

The Average man is a guy who spends his whole life trying to prove to everybody that he isn't. Harvey Kurtzman

The Average man is one who does not consider himself the average man.

The Average man is a person who doesn’t want much, and usually gets a little less than that

The Average man is one who thinks he isn’t

The Average man is a wonder to himself, a Romeo to some woman, and a fool to his wife.

The Average man is the fellow who gets mad when you refer to him as the average man.

The Average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

The Average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.