babysitter, n.Definitions

A Babysitter is a person who gets paid to watch television.

A Babysitter is one who gets paid hush money.

The Babysitter is a term formerly applied only to mothers.

A Babysitter is not experienced until she knows which kid to sit with and which kid to sit on.

A Babysitter is a teen-ager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

A Babysitter is a teenage who's much more likely to keep an eye on your child if you leave it in the refrigerator

A Babysitter is a girl you hire to fool around with her boyfriend on the couch while your kid cries himself to sleep.

A Babysitter is one who feeds the baby at ten, twelve, and two - and herself at nine, eleven, and one.