bacon, n.Definitions

Bacon is just salt which smells like bacon

Bacon is just breakfast jerky

Bacon is America strips

Bacon is just corn after it has been processed by a pig.

Bacon is meat chips

Bacon is meat candy.

Bacon is the gateway meat for vegetarians.

Bacon is what male providers used to bring home until it was deemed both carcinogenic and harmful to the sanctity of one's arteries; dietetically correct working couples now strive to bring home the arugula.