bacon, n.All

I said to the wife, 'I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed." She said, 'But a lot of women do."I said, 'Not bacon they don't.'

Bacon is what male providers used to bring home until it was deemed both carcinogenic and harmful to the sanctity of one's arteries; dietetically correct working couples now strive to bring home the arugula.

Bacon is just corn after it has been processed by a pig.

Bacon is the gateway meat for vegetarians.

Bacon is America strips

What did Bacon say to Tomato?Lettuce get together

Bacon is meat candy.

Bacon is just salt which smells like bacon

Bacon is just breakfast jerky

Bacon is meat chips