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The Bagpipes is an instrument that sounds exactly the same when you have finished learning it as when you start.
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The Bagpipes is different from the onion in that nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
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The Bagpipes is an awful instrument — The best that can be said for it is that it doesn't smell, too.
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The Bagpipes is an instrument whose inventor was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant asthmatic pig under his arm.
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The Bagpipes is an instrument inspired when its inventor saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
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