bagpipes, n.All

The Bagpipes is an instrument inspired when its inventor saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

A Canadian bagpiper was one of the first soldiers to charge the beach on D-Day. He survived because German Snipers thought he was to crazy to shoot

The Bagpipes is different from terrorists in this: terrorists have sympathizers.

The Queen is woken up each morning at 9am by a bagpiper who plays outside her window for five minutes.

The Bagpipes is different from the onion in that nobody cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

The Bagpipes is a curious instrument. How does one know when it's time to tune them?

The Bagpipes is an awful instrument — The best that can be said for it is that it doesn't smell, too.

Bagpipes were traditionally made out of animal skin turned inside out with the pipes placed where the legs and neck used to be.

The Bagpipes is an instrument whose inventor was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant asthmatic pig under his arm.

The Bagpipes is an instrument that sounds exactly the same when you have finished learning it as when you start.

The Bagpipes is an instrument which distance lends enchantment to.