ballet, n.Definitions

Ballet is no fun to watch. You can't even tell who won.

Ballet is an opportunity for arms and legs to talk.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

Ballet is a dance executed by the human soul.

Ballet is the ectoplasm of music.

Ballet is a bunch of men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

The Ballet is dance performed to classical music in an elegant theater before tearful, enraptured wives accompanied by bored, distracted husbands.

Ballet is a cultural event that some people go to for the music, some for the dance. And many go because they lost an argument with their spouse.