ballet, n.All

The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name, until he finally put tu and tu together.

The Ballet is dance performed to classical music in an elegant theater before tearful, enraptured wives accompanied by bored, distracted husbands.

Ballet is a bunch of men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Ballet is no fun to watch. You can't even tell who won.

Ballet is a dance executed by the human soul.

Ballet is a cultural event that some people go to for the music, some for the dance. And many go because they lost an argument with their spouse.

I like to keep my girlfriend on her toesSo I've been teaching her ballet

Ballet is the ectoplasm of music.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Ballet is an opportunity for arms and legs to talk.