basketball, n.Definitions

Basketball is poetry in motion.

Basketball is staying in after school in your underwear.

Basketball is too squeaky

Basketball is dribbling for dollars.

Basketball is just a bunch of pituitary cases stuffing a ball through a hoop.

Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.

Basketball is a fast-moving gymnasium sport good-naturedly devised by white men as a showcase for the superior talents of their black brethren.

Basketball is a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.