basketball, n.All

Basketball is too squeaky

Basketball is a fast-moving gymnasium sport good-naturedly devised by white men as a showcase for the superior talents of their black brethren.

Basketball is dribbling for dollars.

A basketball lasts around 10,000 bounces

Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.

Basketball was first played using a soccer ball and two peach baskets.

North Korea's basketball rules: Slam Dunks are 3 pts, Three-point “nothing but net” shots are worth 4 pts, and a missed free-throw is a loss of a point

Basketball is just a bunch of pituitary cases stuffing a ball through a hoop.

Soccer balls were used for playing basketball before basketballs were invented in 1894

Basketball is staying in after school in your underwear.

Shaq only ever made one three-pointer.

If you are 7 ft. tall or taller in the United States, there is a 17% you are currently playing in the NBA.

Basketball is poetry in motion.

Basketball is a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.