beard, n.Definitions

A Beard cannot be grown in a moment of passion.

A Beard is just an oral sex bib.

A Beard is just face pajamas.

A Beard is just a backward mullet

A Beard is the new tribal tattoos.

The Beard is a device saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity

The Beard is an obscene half-mask and a sexual symbol in the middle of the face: That is why it pleases women.

A Beard is not really a beard until one has to decide whether to sleep with it inside or outside the duvet.