beard, n.All

Shrimp, in Japan, are a symbol for longevity because of their long beards (antennae) and hunched backs

A Beard is just an oral sex bib.

The Beard is a device saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity

A Beard is not really a beard until one has to decide whether to sleep with it inside or outside the duvet.

A Beard is the new tribal tattoos.

The Beard is an obscene half-mask and a sexual symbol in the middle of the face: That is why it pleases women.

A Beard is just face pajamas.

A Beard cannot be grown in a moment of passion.

A Beard is just a backward mullet

Me: Yay! No more periods!Menopause: Wait, here's a beard