beer, n.Definitions

Beer has been helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C..

Beer is a gateway drug to aspirin.

Beer produces a bland degeneration in the spirit.

Beer is liquid bread.

Beer is calming. There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

Beer is a drink that, if drunk with moderation, it softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Beer is a magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

Beer is an intoxicating golden brew that re-emerges virtually unchanged one hour later