beer, n.All

I'm off for a quiet beerFollowed by fourteen noisy ones

Beer is calming. There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

Beer is liquid bread.

Booze booze the magical drink the more you drink the less you feel the less you feel the better the deal so drink booze for every meal

Beer has been helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C..

Beer is an intoxicating golden brew that re-emerges virtually unchanged one hour later

Always be sure to have a warm heart and a cold beer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people:1. They would spend it on alcohol. 2. I want to spend it on alcohol

Beer is a gateway drug to aspirin.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow deathBut then again, I'm in no hurry

Beer produces a bland degeneration in the spirit.

Beer is a magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

Drink green beer!It counts as a vegetable!

Beer is a drink that, if drunk with moderation, it softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.