A Blender is a food drill.
A Blender is a food chainsaw.
A Blender is a robot used for the outsourcing of chewing.
A Blender is a mama bird.
A Blender is a chew-bot.
A Blender is an upside-down garbage disposal.
A Blender is a machine that chews your food for you.
Blender, all 14 cards.