blender, n.All

A Blender is a food chainsaw.

A Blender is a machine that chews your food for you.

I bought a new blender todayResults were mixed

A Blender is a food drill.

A Blender is a chew-bot.

A Blender is a robot used for the outsourcing of chewing.

Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why

A Blender is an upside-down garbage disposal.

A Blender is a mama bird.