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Boxing is a sport where a guy who makes tens of million dollars is called "the Loser."
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Boxing is as cruel a blood sport as hunting; although the victims aren't dumb animals but poor blacks.
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Boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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Boxing is a man trying to count to 10 but constantly being interrupted by two other men fist fighting
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Boxing is akin to pornography in that in each case the spectator is made a voyeur, distanced, yet presumably intimately involved, in an event that is not supposed to happening as it is happening.
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