boxing, n.All

Boxing is as cruel a blood sport as hunting; although the victims aren't dumb animals but poor blacks.

Boxing is a strange sport. Why are boxing rings are square?

Boxing is a man trying to count to 10 but constantly being interrupted by two other men fist fighting

Teddy Roosevelt regularly staged boxing matches in the White House, taking on anyone he could - including professional boxers. He only stopped boxing when his eyesight was permanently damaged by a punch from his military aide.

Boxing is akin to pornography in that in each case the spectator is made a voyeur, distanced, yet presumably intimately involved, in an event that is not supposed to happening as it is happening.

My boxing instructor can't throw a punch to save his lifeBut he sure knows his stuff when it comes to cardboard packaging

Boxing is the first sport to be filmed. That was in 1894

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

What underwear do prizefighters wear?Boxer shorts

Boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

[Paquiao and Mayweather walk into the dry cleaner] Dry Cleaner: "That'll be 85 cents" Mayweather: "Huh? What will?" Dry Cleaner: "Old pair of boxers, right?"

Boxing is a sport where a guy who makes tens of million dollars is called "the Loser."