breaking up, n.Definitions

Breaking up is best done by telling a guy, "I love you and I want to have your baby".

Breaking up is painful but worth it — Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.

Breaking up is a process whereby saying ‘Sorry, can we just be friends?’ is like saying, ‘The dog died but can we keep it?’

Breaking up is inexplicable sometimes. There is no analogue in relationships to the black box flight recorder indicting what went wrong after a plane crash, one can never really know and only feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind.

Breaking up is an act involving a woman leaving you because she no longer sees in you the qualities you never had.

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You have to rock it back and forth a few times until it goes over..

Breaking up is preceded by this: that the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.