celibacy, n.Definitions

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is a respite from the pleasures and perils of sexual congress.

Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.

Celibacy is a substitute for castration.

Celibacy is the ultimate not giving a fuck.

Celibacy has the advantage of involving submission to the wants and wishes of a single tyrant.

Celibacy is a way of life traditionally practiced by Catholic priests, monks, Shakers, stamp collectors, overly zealous careerists, "Star Trek" fans, hermits and amoebas.