celibacy, n.All

Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty

Relationship statusAutocorrect changes my girl to my grill

Celibacy is a substitute for castration.

Relationship statustable for one but drinks for two

Celibacy has the advantage of involving submission to the wants and wishes of a single tyrant.

Celibacy is a respite from the pleasures and perils of sexual congress.

Celibacy is the ultimate not giving a fuck.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.

Celibacy is a way of life traditionally practiced by Catholic priests, monks, Shakers, stamp collectors, overly zealous careerists, "Star Trek" fans, hermits and amoebas.

I haven't had sex for about two years, six months, fourteen days, thirteen hours and fifty-six minutesIt doesn't bother me though

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.