cemetery, n.Definitions

A Cemetery is a place people are dying to get into.

The Cemetery is a garden of lies. If tombstones told the truth, everybody would wish to be buried at sea.

A Cemetery is an isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies

A Cemetery is overpriced real estate for people with nothing better on which to spend their money.

A Cemetery is an isolated suburban area where mourners match lies through inscriptions in stone

A Cemetery is a place filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.

A Cemetery is a place where monuments are put up to perpetuate the memory of the forgotten.

The Cemetery is the only place nowadays where a man can find a wife who doesn't smoke, drink or flirt