cemetery, n.All

Why is there a gate around cemeteries?Because people are dying to get in

Why are all the people who live in the immediate vacinity of a cemetery not allowed to be buried there ?Because they're still alive

A Cemetery is an isolated suburban area where mourners match lies through inscriptions in stone

Where do bricks go when they die?The cementery

A Cemetery is a place where monuments are put up to perpetuate the memory of the forgotten.

The Cemetery is a garden of lies. If tombstones told the truth, everybody would wish to be buried at sea.

A Cemetery is overpriced real estate for people with nothing better on which to spend their money.

Confucius say ... girl get laid in cemetery, soon become mummy

A Cemetery is a place people are dying to get into.

A cemetery and a graveyard are not the same. A graveyard is on church grounds next to the churchyard

A Cemetery is a place filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.

The Cemetery is the only place nowadays where a man can find a wife who doesn't smoke, drink or flirt

A Cemetery is an isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies