cheese, n.Definitions

Cheese is just a loaf of milk

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

Cheese is chewable milk.

Cheese is really just rotten butter

Cheese is really just salty milk

Cheese is sometimes hazy as to whether it is imported or deported from Italy.

Cheese is the corpse of milk, just as a corpse is meat gone bad.

Cheese is essential to any desert. A dessert without it is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.