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clarinet

is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

is an instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.

Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet ' two clarinets.

is a terrible instrument. The only two instruments worse than it -- two clarinets.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

Clarinets are the nursing bottles of music.

is an ill wood wind that nobody blows good.

is an instrument of torture, wielded in the most precise fashion by a member of any high school marching band

is like the lawyer in that they too have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

is about the ability to overcome the imperfections of the instrument, as there's no such thing as a perfect clarinet, never was and never will be.