clarinet, n.All

The Clarinet is about the ability to overcome the imperfections of the instrument, as there's no such thing as a perfect clarinet, never was and never will be.

The Clarinet is a terrible instrument. The only two instruments worse than it -- two clarinets.

The Clarinet is an instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.

The Clarinet is the nursing bottle of music.

The Clarinet is an instrument of torture, wielded in the most precise fashion by a member of any high school marching band

The Clarinet is like the lawyer in that they too have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

The Clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

The Clarinet is an ill wood wind that nobody blows good.