coffee, n.Definitions

Coffee is, along with tobacco, complete repose.

Coffee , when good, is like friendship: rich and warm and strong.

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is a liquid laxative

Coffee is a delicious way to congratulate yourself for getting out of bed.

Coffee is what our culture runs on, along with gasoline; the first often tasting like the second.

Coffee is bitter, a reminder from life that you that you're still alive.

Coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the grand army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink... for the strugg