condom

woman

is not completely safe... as evidenced by the guy who was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

is a terrible thing. Sex with one is not sex, it's Tupperware

Allan D. Fisher. AMERICAN HUMORS BEST ONE AND TWO LINERS

is a product whose manufacturers prevent their customers from making more potential customers.

Condom manufacturers prevent their customers from making more potential customers.

 comes in three sizes: small, medium and liar.

There are three sizes of condoms: small, medium and liar.

is an item that oddly isn't placed in the drugstore with all the other party supplies.

When you go to the drugstore, why aren't the condoms in with all the other party supplies?

is different from a mirror in that breaking a mirror results in only seven years of bad luck.