condom, n.All

The Condom is not completely safe... as evidenced by the guy who was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

A Condom is an item that oddly isn't placed in the drugstore with all the other party supplies.

A Condom is a product whose manufacturers prevent their customers from making more potential customers.

The Condom is a terrible thing. Sex with one is not sex, it's Tupperware

A Condom comes in three sizes: small, medium and liar.

A Condom is different from a mirror in that breaking a mirror results in only seven years of bad luck.

A Condom is a man's way of politely saying we heard some things

A Condom is a home for retired semen.