Constipation is an episode of "Hoarders" starring your asshole.
Constipation is to have and to hold.
Constipation is not giving a crap.
Constipation is when you've gotta go but your ass says no.
Constipation is just for people who don't give a crap.
Constipation is just constant anticipation.
Constipation is just your poop buffering
Constipation is nature's way of making pregnant women practice pushing.
Constipation, all 16 cards.