constipation, n.All

Confucius say ... constipated man not give a crap

Constipation is nature's way of making pregnant women practice pushing.

Constipation is just for people who don't give a crap.

Confucius say ... man who not poop for many days must take care of back log

Constipation has required surgery. One documented blockage was the size of a football.

Constipation is not giving a crap.

Constipation is when you've gotta go but your ass says no.

Constipation is just your poop buffering

Elvis died on the toilet. His heart may have gone out due to constipation

Constipation is an episode of "Hoarders" starring your asshole.

Constipation is to have and to hold.

Constipation is just constant anticipation.

Lewis & Clark used laxatives made of 60% mercury. Archaeologists can track the route of the expedition by following mercury deposits.

Kant was a hypochondriac and was constantly constipated

What did the constipated hot dog say?Muuusst...tuurrrdd!!