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Contraception is an invention, after the introduction of which, sex was suddenly made into a hobby.

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Contraception is wise — it takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it

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Contraception is unfairly maligned by Catholics — it makes little sense why it is forbidden to resort to chemistry (contraception), but not physics (coitus interruptus).

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Contraception is best not given away by contraception companies as part of safe sex campaigns. To do so is like giving grants to tobacco companies to teach students 'low-risk' forms of smoking on the grounds that 'kids are going to smoke anyway.'

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Contraception should be something men take because it makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.