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Cow is a machine which makes grass fit for people to eat.

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The Cow is just an edible lawnmower.

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The Cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other, milk.

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The Cow ought to be contented, for it is all the time surrounded by a lot of high-priced meat.

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The Cow is the only possible pet. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.

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The Cow is the solid citizen of the animal world, who finds contentment at the low level of eating and drinking.

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The Cow is an esteemed animal, for not even have our greatest scientists yet discovered how to turn grass into milk.