cow, n.All

The Cow is the solid citizen of the animal world, who finds contentment at the low level of eating and drinking.

The Cow is the only possible pet. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.

The Cow ought to be contented, for it is all the time surrounded by a lot of high-priced meat.

Cow is a machine which makes grass fit for people to eat.

The Cow is a machine that makes grass fit for us people to eat.

The Cow is an esteemed animal, for not even have our greatest scientists yet discovered how to turn grass into milk.

The Cow is just an edible lawnmower.

The Cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other, milk.