dieting, n.Definitions

Dieting is one's sense of humor.

Dieting is best conducted by re-establishing a purpose in life.

Dieting is easy: just eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Dieting is easy if one just follows this simple rule: Never eat more than you can lift.

Dieting is just spending your life worrying about what one eats for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

Dieting is dangerous. If you read to many health books, you may die of a misprint.

Dieting is typically eating oatmeal in addition to everything else they usually eat.

Dieting is not without its dangers. When you lose twenty pounds, you may be losing the twenty best pounds you have, the twenty pounds that contains your genius, your humanity, your love and honesty.