dieting, n.All

Dieting is not without its dangers. When you lose twenty pounds, you may be losing the twenty best pounds you have, the twenty pounds that contains your genius, your humanity, your love and honesty.

Dieting is typically eating oatmeal in addition to everything else they usually eat.

Chewing gum tricks your stomach into thinking it's eating.

Dieting is dangerous. If you read to many health books, you may die of a misprint.

Dieting is best conducted by re-establishing a purpose in life.

Dieting is easy if one just follows this simple rule: Never eat more than you can lift.

After the Second World War, crystal meth was prescribed as a diet aid and remained legal right up until the 1970s.

Dieting is one's sense of humor.

Dieting is easy: just eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?You cheddar few pounds

I'm trying to get back to my original weight7lb, 9oz

Calories are burned by just standing. A 150-pound person can burn 114 calories per hour just standing.

Dieting is just spending your life worrying about what one eats for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.