diplomat, n.Definitions

Diplomat is a man who praises marriage but remains single.

A Diplomat is deficient in all the moral ones.

A Diplomat is a man who goes to a nudist colony, sees some women playing tennis, and asks the score.

A Diplomat is a man who knows what it isn't safe to laugh at.

A Diplomat is a person who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.

A Diplomat is an honest man being sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

A Diplomat is person who can be disarming, even if his country isn't.

A Diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.