divorce, n.Definitions

Divorce is like a side dish that nobody remembers having ordered.

Divorce is expensive... with alimony it is essentially ripping your heart out through your wallet.

A Divorce is like an amputation: One survives it, but there's less of you.

Divorce is from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that the nuclear unit is gone.

Divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted adam to pay alimony to eve, not steve.

Divorce is historically speaking, probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

Divorce is a reflection not so much of the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.