drunk, n.Definitions

A Drunk is someone on a liquid diet.

A Drunk is one who only goes to the refrigerator when he needs ice cubes.

A Drunk is a person who will admit he's a drunk. But not that he's drunk.

A Drunk is one who magnifies his troubles by looking at them through the bottom of a glass

A Drunk is an alcoholic who doesn't have to go to all those boring old meetings.

The Drunk is one who thinks he can pull himself out of his troubles with a corkscrew

A Drunk is boozy, fuddled, corned, tipsy, mellow, soaked, full, groggy, tired, top-heavy, glorious, overcome, swipy, elevated, overtaken, screwed, raddled, lusby, nappy, muzzy, maudlin, pious, floppy, loppy, happy, etc.

A Drunk is a person who could stop drinking if only he would. An alcoholic is a person who would stop drinking if only he could.