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Rise In The Oven

is a mystery. Given that they live in the ocean, one has to wonder how much deeper it would be if that didn't happen.

Sponges live in the ocean - that kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

is female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water

is always an anti-sponge. It only makes things more dirty.