drunk driving, n.Definitions

Drunk driving is best avoided by moving somewhere with decent public transit.

Drunk driving is putting the quart before the hearse.

Drunk driving is unwise — heads you win cocktails you lose.

Drunk driving is unwise — the driver who has "one for the road" will have state troopers as a chaser.

Drunk driving is unwise — it's better to sit tight than to attempt to drive tight.

Drunk driving is one way to decrease your chances of dying of cancer.

Drunk driving is unwise — drivers are safer when highways are dry, and highways are safer when drivers are dry.

Drunk driving is not dealt with as much as it should be in the courts, mostly because the undertaker gets them first.