whisky, n.Definitions

Whisky is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.

Whisky is Irish rain.

Whisky is a big bottle of everything's alright.

Whisky is bottled poetry.

Whisky tastes like heaven but burns like hell

Whisky is, at least according to chemistry, technically a solution.

Whisky is a thing where, although too much of anything is bad, too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Whisky is a consumable liquid made of one part thunder-and-lighting, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-grave, and four parts Satan (all of which explains its raging popularity).