earthquake, n.Definitions

An Earthquake is a topographical error.

An Earthquake is God grabbing the earth and saying, "Cough.."

The Earthquake is only so destructive because of all the shit we've built.

An Earthquake is when your bedroom gets up and goes down to breakfast before you do.

The Earthquake is that which reminds us that while we take it for granted that the earth beneath our feet is solid and stationary, it can all of a sudden turn as mushy as liquid.