earthquake, n.All

The Richter scale was developed by Charles Richter, an avid nudist.

Earthquakes are truly powerful --- they can even make the Earth spin faster.

In Japan, more than 1500 earthquakes occur each year

The Earthquake is that which reminds us that while we take it for granted that the earth beneath our feet is solid and stationary, it can all of a sudden turn as mushy as liquid.

The Earthquake is only so destructive because of all the shit we've built.

An Earthquake is a topographical error.

An Earthquake is God grabbing the earth and saying, "Cough.."

Earth experiences over 50,000 earthquakes a year

Japan is an earthquake nation because it sits on top of four tectonic plates

An Earthquake is when your bedroom gets up and goes down to breakfast before you do.