The Employee is the best kind of date, because you don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
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The Employee is a mercenary who is absolved of responsibility with “everybody needs to make a living.”.
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An Employee is best chosen for loyalty — an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
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The Employee is different than the slave in Roman and Ottoman days in that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.
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An Employee is not family — referring to them as such is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
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An Employee is to be trusted — If you suspect a man, don't employ him; if you employ him, don't suspect him.
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