farting, n.Definitions

Farting is really just shitting your pants at the molecular level.

Farting is just shitting yourself on a molecular scale.

Farting is an act that can increase the size of your personal space

Farting is natural — people who say they never fart, are full of hot air

Farting is a habit that is cute when babies do it and disgusting when their fathers do it.

Farting is important -- as you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Farting is a good thing — we owe our very existence to the farts of blue-green algae.