farting, n.All

Farting is a good thing — we owe our very existence to the farts of blue-green algae.

Farting is a habit that is cute when babies do it and disgusting when their fathers do it.

Farting is an act that can increase the size of your personal space

Farting is really just shitting your pants at the molecular level.

Farting is natural — people who say they never fart, are full of hot air

Farting is just shitting yourself on a molecular scale.

Farting is important -- as you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.